Favorite ko talaga ang bangus. Kahit anong ulam, basta bangus, favorite ko. Yun nga lang pag tinabi siya sa tocino, hotdog, longganisa, sardinas, pancit canton, noodles, at kung ano pang de latang pagkain, mas pipiliin ko sila kesa sa bangus.

Pero kanina, walang ibang ulam. isang tiyan ng bangus na lang ang natitira. Yun sana ang kakainin ko kaso pagbukas ko, binaboy na siya. tinanggalan ng taba. Nakakainis kasi yun lang yung habol ko sa bangus eh tas bababuyin lang. Wala pang aamin kung sino gumawa nun sa bangus ko.

Nawalan na ako ng gana. Ayoko nalang kumain. Mas pipiliin ko nalang magutom kaysa kainin yung tiyan ng bangus na tinanggalan ng taba. huhu

Eleksyon. noun. Ang dahilan kung bakit walang Dragon Ball Z Kai.

Yan ang isa sa mga dahilan kung bakit ayaw na ayaw ko tuwing eleksyon. I don’t get to watch my favorite TV shows. Wala nga pala akong balak bumoto. Ewan ko lang , di ko lang trip mag vote. Plus, ang init pa. Siguro kung lahat ng tao ay tulad ko, wala ng kwenta ang eleksyon. Kaya sa iba, vote kayo. tsaka tip lang sa pagboto, VOTE WISELY. i vote nyo si WISELY. ilang taon na din siya tumatakbo pero di pa rin siya nananalo. 

Being an introvert is hard. I mean, you can’t tell everyone about what you feel or you’re not too expressive about what you really feel. A few weeks ago, I was invited to attend a friend’s graduation party (well, i jokingly requested her to invite me because her mom makes yummy, delicious, and palatable macaroni salad) So there. She invited me through text and i said yes. I was thinking that it might make me less introvert if i socialize with other people. But i guess it didn’t work. [As soon as I arrived, somebody led the prayer. It was like they were all waiting for me so they can eat na. Well unfortunately, there was no sign of macaroni salad. All i saw was meat, meat, and… meat.]  okay so that [ ] part was irrelevant but i just wanted to say that i was 3% disappointed because of that.

Anyway, like i said, attending the party didn’t make me less introvert. it hardly changed anything. I just ate lumpia (my favorite aside from sinigang), beef steak, and i-could-no-longer-remember-the-third-one-maybe-because-i-have-a-selective-amnesia. I think there was spaghetti but i didn’t eat because my plate’s already full and i didn’t want others to think that i’m a dead-hungry person.

There were many people there, i think there were 30 to 40 people and half of therm were my ex-classmates and ex-schoolmates. Most of them are not my close friends. Some are acquaintances. But even if they are my ex-classmates and schoolmates, i still couldn’t find the right words to talk to them. I mean, I was there, sitting quietly. Good thing i had my phone with me to save me from doing nothing. My friend was busy accommodating guests while i was there in a multitude of people and my mind was blank. I tried to think of words to say but nothing popped out. Though i did talk to 5 of them (excluding my friend slash invitor)

okay, so here’s one picture of me with the others. Being an introvert keeps me from telling everyone what you feel. I was never able to tell them how painful my butt was for sitting there for quite a long time. Because i’m skinny (as skinny as a skinny jeans), sitting on a hard surface makes your butt cheeks cheek butts cheeks of the butt painful. I tried so many positions to make it less painful. I sat in Indian style, stretched my legs, 69, president, and whatever position. And there’s this picturer who kept on taking pictures of us. And i didn’t like it because i’m not the type who loves being taken pictures of. I’d rather do self-shots than that. 

proof: 

and i’ll include this one because i’m feeler and because my other friend said that i look super duper ultra mega very gwapo.

and yes, kaayo means super duper ultra mega very because it denotes degree or level. K.

Ang prutas ay parang tao. Hindi dapat i-base ang judgment based on what you see sa panlabas nitong anyo. Hindi ibig sabihin na kung ano siya sa labas, ganun din siya sa loob. Hindi ibig sabihin na kung red ang balat niya, red na din ang laman. Or kung violet ang balat, violet na din ang loob. Hindi ibig sabihin na kung mabango siya, eh masarap na siya. Tulad na lang ng mansanas na ni-slice ko kahapon. Red ang balat pero parang dirty white naman ang loob. Mabango nga siya, pero crunchy at juicy naman. Eww lang. :(

Hindi lahat ng bagay nakukuha sa santong paspasan. Ang pearl, hindi nabubuo sa loob lang ng isang minuto. Or ang diamond, hindi nagiging diamond sa loob lang ng isang araw. Kailangan maghintay. Kung gusto mo ng diamond, kailangan mong maghintay ng (thousands, hundred thousands, millions, billions, zillions, n) years para mabuo. Underline the correct answer. Hindi ako si google para malaman kung gaano katagal ma-form ang diamonds. Ang point ko lang, kailangan maghintay.

Gaya ng ginagawa ko. Sa sobrang bagal ng internet, 6 days ko na tong dinadownload. Wala akong magagawa kundi maghintay to play sims 3.

gusto ko lang mag woohoo nang mag woohoo at makitang mabuntis ang sims. gusto ko na ding makitang malunod sa pool ang sims ko or ikulong sila sa isang room na walang door at hindi sila makalabas hanggang sa madeads sila at maging ghost na.

Dati, close kayo pero ngayon, dahil ilang panahon yung lumipas na di kayo nagkita, di na kayo close. yung tipong

ikaw: …………………………..
siya: …………………………..
ikaw: …………………………..
siya: …………………………..
(insert cricket sounds)

but you know what, di naman ibig sabihin na nagbago na siya kasi di ka na niya pinapansin. it could be na ayaw niya lang talaga sayo since birth kaya di ka niya pinapansin. it could also be na umiiwas siya kasi may utang pa siya sayo or it could be na naiilang lang siya and hinihintay ka lang niya na pansinin mo siya, while ikaw, hinihintay mo din na pansinin ka niya. Naghihintayan lang kayo tas in the end, wala ring nangyari.

You can’t say na di siya namamansin kung ikaw, di mo naman din siya pinapansin.

sepjoo:

People come and go. They say hello, you talk, talk, and talk. then after that looooooong talking is the dreaded “goodbye” and you never get to see each other again.

Every hello ends with goodbye. You say hello to your parents, and next thing you know, they’re dead.  You say hello to your friends, and they have their own friends afterwards. You say hello to your girlfriend, and the next few days, she has a new boyfriend.

Why is goodbye a problem? Because once you get attached to certain people, it’ll be hard to adjust when they leave. All the things you had with them will just be memories. And it’s sooooo sad… sadder than sad.

Hindi ko inakalang mahirap pala ang trabaho ko. Like, seriously. Dati kasi, article writer lang. Yung kapatid ko ang nag iispin. Pero kahapon, i had to spin na the articles. Inabot ako ng ilang hours sa pag spin. Tapos di ko pa ma gets ang software. Akala ko copy paste lang tapos konting pindot lang, na spin na ang article. Hindi pala. Per word or phrase pala. Hindi pa automatic. Maraming right clicks, scroll down, at left clicks ang ginawa ko. Mga 1 million. 

Inabot ako ng alas 5 ng umaga sa pag write and spin. 3PM ako nag start pero natapos ako 5AM na. pero syempre 3 ako natapos pero nanood pa ko ng videos kahit di ko naman marining. Wala kasing speakers. Hindi rin marinig kung gumamit ako ng earphones.

Habang nagsusulat at nagiispin, parang gusto ko nalang mamatay kaysa maghirap ng ganun. Pero syempre, lahat naman ata ng trabaho mahirap. Sana nga lang may trabaho din na manonood ka lang ng TV, may sweldo ka na. PERO WALANG GANUN. WALA! HUHU 

Sabi nila, good things come tho those who wait. Pero hindi naman sa lahat ng panahon ganun yun. Kasi minsan, good things come to those who are impatient and to those who give up. Yung batang nireremind ang kanyang nanay para bilhin yung winnie the pooh na panty. Araw araw niya nireremind ang kanyang nanay para bilhin yun. Ayaw naman bilhin ng nanay kasi lalake naman ang bata. wala naman siyang pekpek para mag panty. Pero dahil sa makulit ang bata at impatient, ayun, nabilhan din ng panty.

Dumarating sa buhay ng tao yung makuha niya yung matagal na niyang pinapangarap. Pero sa tagal ng panahong hindi niya makuha kuha, nawawalan na siya ng pag-asa at sumuko nalang. Kaso yung nakakainis na moment yung kung kailan sumuko na siya, saka naman dumating sa kanya yun. 

I was supposed to make a vblog about this kaso i’m too tamad to function. Kasi a few weeks ago, i lost my gapped-teeth band. nag-iisa nalang yun sa buhay ko tapos nawala ko pa. hindi ko siya mahanap talaga. ginulo ko na ang bahay pero wala pa rin,. hanggang sa tinanggap ko nalang ang kapalaran ko at mag move on. at kung kailan ko naman natanggap na wala na siya, saka ko naman mahahanap. Buhay nga naman, oo. pero choosy pa ba ako? nahanap na diba, so tanggapin nalang with open arms at i hug ang gapped-teeth band.

Being healthy is different from being fat and being fat is different from being a lumbalumba. Lumbalumbas are human bears. I’m sorry but I just have to say that lumbalumbas are one of the most annoying people, especially if nakasabay mo sila sa jeep. Worse, mapagitnaan ka pa nila.

Why are lumbalumbas annoying pag nakasabay mo sila sa jeep?

• maaari kang ma-late sa pupuntahan mo. Sometimes, they are the reason why napa-flat ang gulong ng jeep. Kung walang spare tire, kailangan mo na talagang bumaba at mag-abang ng ibang jeep. 
• pag payat ka, good luck sa mga buto mo. Durog na lalo na pag nag brake ang jeep at nagkataong nasa likod ka ng driver.
• mafe-feel mo ang skin nilang wet and sticky. Lumbalumbas’ skin are like, the ewwest eww ever. 
• More space ang kailangan ng lumbalumbas. Hindi ka magkakasya kapag nandyan sila.
• Pag nauna kang nakasakay tapos may sasakay na lumbalumba kaso mejo puno na, chances are, mauupuan ka nila.

Lumbalumbas need to be more conscious sa body nila and most importantly, dapat considerate and sensitive sila. Kung gusto nilang kumain ng kumain, ok lang naman sana eh. Sana nga lang di sila nakaka-apekto at nakaka-porwisyo ng ibang tao.